Uptown-SlimJim's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shaolin Boy Episode 2]

Hard to judge

Those were some kickass graphics you had there. But I'd really like to dock you marks on the poor sound and the simplistic-looking fighting. Oh well, it's still pretty good.

Keep up the good work

[Blade Clock 2]

Geez...

How long do you plan on keeping this clockcrew thing going?

Personaly, I think you guys should go back to making longer flash cartoons. Ones that take longer than a day to make. That way, the reviewers won't get sick of seeing clocks everyday.

[B reasonable]

Meh

Well, I thought it was funnier than the clockcrew submition yesterday. But it still wasn't all that spectacular.

Volken responds:

Thanks. :)

[J-B curiousity]

Kidna funny

I don't really see what the green jelly bean did to deserve getting pummeled by those purple balls. Other than that, it was kind of cute.

ZooL152004 responds:

the green jelli been said something about the ancient otter, and offended the red been, thus violence is the only punishement for the sacrilage of the otters naame, thanks for the review. nice.

[FOS Tournament - Ep. 5]

Not bad

I'm not a huge fan of sprite movies, but that was actually pretty good.

Eshbaal responds:

FINALLY! Someone who doesn't TOTALLY bash a movie simply because it's sprites. Thank you for this moment of happiness.

[Morris]

Poor

It had a nice lookign style, but it was too short to be put in high regards.

[Burnt Face Man 2]

Hilarity ensues

That's comedy at it's finest. God bless you, Burnt face man

[Super Mario Gaming World]

Meh

I don't see what's so exciting about watching other people play video games, then again the fighting, admittedly, was pretty clever.

[Water]

Not funny

Basing a movie around one central joke is never a good idea. Especially when the punchline comes way too late in the movie.

BellClock responds:

I think you may actually have a point there, but what's the point of making an entire movie just for one weird joke? I tried that with my movie "Meadow" and it wasnt quite as satisfying as I'd have liked.
Thanks for your review

[The Power to Dream]

Meh

You had a neat style, but it just didn't have a strong enough impact on me.