Uptown-SlimJim's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Friends intro]

Good god, no!

I've never seen an episode of 'Friends' and I think I'm better for it.

That's really something the jerks who were on 'Friends' would enjoy. I'd recommend sending it to them, at least they'd pretend to like it. In the meantime, you should probably be ashamed for making that. I would be.

[The Andrew Show (Ep 5)]

Nothing special

The sound was good, and it was kinda funny...but nothing I'd be laughing about later.

[Shut up, Brad.]

Not that great

Sorry if this seems biased, but as an admited superhero geek, I found way too many problems with your portrayal of the heroes mentioned in the movie to find it funny. For one thing, Superman isn't a badass and he isn't suave...he's helpful and modest to a fault.

Aside from the rabid fanboy in me, which is affecting my judgement to write a fair review, the sound really sucked in that movie. Either get a better microphone or work on your voice acting.

HappySquid responds:

Really is that so? Uh huh? Wow, that's totally fascinating.

See how much I care? Look.. look how much I care ----> =|

[Broken Saints CH 21 ACT 1]

Amazing

Once again, you've put together a very cool movie...even if it was drawn out a bit too long at times.

But I'm glad that this is doing as well as it is. Chapter 21? That's really impressive. Keep up the good work

[Stanley & Clarence Ep. 1]

Very nice

Good wholesome antics, that's what I like to see.

I especially like the little dance Clarence did when he thought he was in France.

SuperDuck-Spanjj responds:

thx :) france is the place to dance indeed.

[Dancing Pig]

Look at him go

I liked it, especially the design of the pig.

I can't wait for your next one, Dancing pig 2: Electric boogaloo.

sparkers responds:

Thanx for your suggestion, but I have no plans for this in the future. instead, i'm working on an action cartoon with lotsa guns

[The Bouncing Cow]

What just happened?

That was a good little movie. Good for a quick laugh. I also want a hat just like the farmer's.

[DailyToon01302005]

Good god no

Please tell us that when you reach 100 daily toons it will be the end of the insanity

[HOTM 3 Part B]

Good job

Funny script, fastly paced, and nice vocalworks to boot. Thats the way a comedy flash should be.

Keep up the good work

[Biohazard S2 01]

trash

I've got a lot of issues with W. Bush, everyone does, but that movie was just pointless. Taking something as serious as war and mistrust in government and then turning it into something even worse doesn't help matters or offer any new insight to the dilema.

All that did was show a very narrow-minded (And at this point, overplayed) take on the issues. I hate President Bush as much as the next guy, but I hate juvenile misconceptions of what political satire is even more.

And butchering a classic GNR song wasn't a good idea, either.

Ogmz-Chubaka responds:

lol stfu and relax