Uptown-SlimJim's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Digital Freedom]

Weird

It had some okay music...and the artstyle wasn't bad.

Godlimations responds:

thanks

[Milk Bandages]

WOW

Beautiful sound, beautiful artwork, fantastic voicework. That movie was spectacular.

Plus it brought back pleasant memories of Ren & Stimpy. Hey, if you're gonna steal from anybody, steal from the best. Right?

mumbla responds:

exactly! but i didnt steal, its my style dammnit! john k. stole his style from bob clampette you know

[Matching Crimes: Ep1part2]

Huh?

It made me laugh but I really had no idea what was happening. And if those were credits at the end of the movie, they were illegible! And it's never a good sign to have an apology right before your movie starts.

Jat responds:

Im glad to hear it made someone laugh and the apology before hand is due to the fact that its split into 2 parts..twhich is the reason u didnt understand it cuz u didnt watch part 1!

[B reasonable]

Meh

Well, I thought it was funnier than the clockcrew submition yesterday. But it still wasn't all that spectacular.

Volken responds:

Thanks. :)

[J-B curiousity]

Kidna funny

I don't really see what the green jelly bean did to deserve getting pummeled by those purple balls. Other than that, it was kind of cute.

ZooL152004 responds:

the green jelli been said something about the ancient otter, and offended the red been, thus violence is the only punishement for the sacrilage of the otters naame, thanks for the review. nice.

[FOS Tournament - Ep. 5]

Not bad

I'm not a huge fan of sprite movies, but that was actually pretty good.

Eshbaal responds:

FINALLY! Someone who doesn't TOTALLY bash a movie simply because it's sprites. Thank you for this moment of happiness.

[Water]

Not funny

Basing a movie around one central joke is never a good idea. Especially when the punchline comes way too late in the movie.

BellClock responds:

I think you may actually have a point there, but what's the point of making an entire movie just for one weird joke? I tried that with my movie "Meadow" and it wasnt quite as satisfying as I'd have liked.
Thanks for your review

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 06]

Not for me

Just like Chrono Trigger...only without the fun. If I wanted to watch a cinematic for a game, I'd play the game. At least then I'd get into some battles between the cutscenes.

Okay, that was a bit harsh, especially since I liked your humor enough to give you a good score.

Cryokenetic responds:

Heh, well talkie movies aren't for everyone, I know. But if you want more battles, you can stop the movie partway and go punch your mailman. That should fill your fix.

[5 Stunts]

I don't think so

It's kinda funny, but the good is outweighted by the bad. Bad graphics, bad character models and bad sounds ruin what could have been an OK movie.

sh4w responds:

Yeah well, 4/10 = 2/5 = good enough to pass judgement